Tuesday, May 6, 2008

PASTAQUEEN DISHES...


Jennette Fulda (PastaQueen) after

Jennette Fulda before

Half-Assed author PastaQueen talks about her new book, weight loss, fat pants, and gas mileage

"Diet blogger and former CalorieLab guest blogger Jennette Fulda (”PastaQueen”) book based on her blog “Half of Me” was released on May 1. CalorieLab spoke with Jennette about her book and other topics.


CalorieLab: What is your book about?

PastaQueen: Half-Assed: A Weight-Loss Memoir is the story of how I lost half my weight without losing my sense of humor. Hopefully you’ll only put it down because it will make you want to get up and exercise. If not, at least all the laughing you’ll do is good cardio. It’s not a diet book. There are plenty of books that will tell you what to eat and how to exercise. Mine is about what it was like to lose almost 200 pounds and how the journey changed me.

CL: Have you struggled with your weight your whole life?

PQ: I can’t remember a time when I didn’t consider myself fat. In 5th grade I filled out a survey for school and answered the question, “What is one thing you’d like to change about yourself?” with the response, “I’d be thinner.” I gradually kept putting on weight from elementary school through college, occasionally losing some weight by taking up walking.

CL: What was your highest weight?

PQ: 372 was the highest number I ever saw on the scale.

CL: What made you decide to lose weight for real? How did you go about doing it?

PQ: I had to have my gallbladder removed when I was 23. After that I vowed to lose weight, and then I didn’t. For the year following that, my younger brother actually did lose 60 pounds, which inspired me to try it too.

CL: How did you go about doing it?

PQ: When January rolled around, I started a diet and exercise routine. I also blogged about it at pastaqueen.com, which helped keep me accountable. These days I weigh between 180-185 pounds.

CL: Are you basically on the South Beach Diet?

PQ: I haven’t read the book in awhile, but I think I still follow most of the guidelines. When I eat carbs, I try to eat healthier carbs like fruits and whole grains. I stay away from trans-fats and saturated fats. I eat lean meats. And I still indulge now and then, like eating ice cream on my birthday.

CL: Is it relatively easy to live in the real world and follow that diet?

PQ: No matter what your diet, it’s pretty hard to live in the modern world and stay on track. The break rooms of America are filled with donuts and cookies, not baby carrots and celery sticks.

CL: Did you ever consider bariatric surgery?

PQ: If I hadn’t been able to lose the weight through diet and exercise I would have seriously considered bariatric surgery. I know many people consider it the “easy” way out, but when you read about all the complications and difficulties that come with the surgery, none of it sounds easy to me. If losing weight and keeping it off without medical intervention were easy, more people would be doing it. At this time, weight loss surgery is the most reliable way to induce weight loss in the morbidly obese.

CL: So you see a place for bariatric surgery?

PQ: Well, hopefully in the future there will be treatments that are less drastic. Until then, I consider bariatric surgery to be a procedure that has saved many lives, but hopefully a last resort after someone has given serious effort to losing weight through diet and exercise. I think everyone has to determine what is best for their health in coordination with their doctor.

CL: You recently stopped reporting your weight as often as before. Low carb diet blogger
Jimmy Moore stopped reporting his weight for a while, and the next thing we heard he had gained back a chunk of weight and was briefly on the notorious Kimkins diet.

PQ: There is certainly pressure to keep the weight off, but that’s not the reason I changed the weigh-in schedule. I used to weigh in on the blog once a week, but now I just do it once a month. I still weigh myself every day to hold myself personally accountable for my weight. I changed the public schedule because I’ve basically been maintaining my weight for the past year. I might lose two pounds one week and then gain a pound the next, then lose a pound again. Reporting on that was boring! It was much more interesting when I had a lot of weight to lose and the numbers kept changing. After a while I felt like a weatherman standing in a snowstorm who had to keep reporting, “Yeah, it’s still snowing.” Instead I was saying, “Yeah, my weight is still around 180.” I didn’t have anything new to say about it, so it was getting rather tedious to talk about it every week. However, I don’t want to gain back the weight I’ve lost, so I do still weigh in, just not as frequently."

To read the rest of the interview, click here:

http://calorielab.com/news/2008/05/06/half-assed-author-pastaqueen-talks-about-her-new-book-weight-loss-fat-pants-and-gas-mileage/




LINK:

http://calorielab.com/news/2008/05/06/half-assed-author-pastaqueen-talks-about-her-new-book-weight-loss-fat-pants-and-gas-mileage/

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Monday, May 5, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR SINCE THIS KIMKINS PRESS RELEASE ???



"1,000,000 Hits in 3 Days Crashes Kimkins Diet Website"


WARNING: For people who have no previous knowledge of the Kimkins diet scam and the fraudulent Heidi Diaz/Kimmer, please read this synopsis before reading further:

Click here:



"New fast weight loss Kimkins Diet got so much traffic from recent magazine cover they crashed their server."

"Corona, CA, June 15, 2007 --(PR.com)-- Kimkins’ simple, fast diet program promises to take a huge weight off your shoulders – and anywhere else on your body as well very quickly.

'In today, obesity is rapidly approaching epidemic proportions, and it is taking a huge toll on our collective health,' says Dennis Sharp of Kimkins. 'The Kimkins Diet is designed as an extremely fast way to drop those pounds rapidly – and all without the use of any diet pills or supplements.'

Kimkins was the featured diet for the cover of Woman’s World magazine June 12, 2007 issue and generated an incredible 1,000,000+ hits to the website in only 3 days.
'Our web host thought we were kidding when we asked for a third server upgrade in 24 hours to handle the unprecedented traffic,' states Sharp. 'It was determined our customers required a “super server” with specialized features so the web hosting company actually got their top team out of bed to build it to our specs.'

Kimkins CEO, Kimmer, adds, 'We expected good traffic from the article, but not 400,000 hits per day. Clearly there is a strong need for a diet that delivers far more than the traditional 1-2 pounds a week.'

The Kimkins diet has been designed by Kimmer, a model success story. In one year, Kimmer lost 198 lb, and she has maintained that loss for over five years now. She advocates a lean, low-carb plan – with less fat than Atkins and fewer carbs than South Beach.

The Kimkins website (available online at http://www.kimkins.con/) also provides innovative daily menus and recipes that make it easy for dieters to eat light, healthy and tasty food. The web site offers an opportunity for members to interact and inspire each other, with personal journals, forums and progress photos, to drop that extra dress size or get in shape for the summer.

A Kimkins life membership costs only $59.95, where many other weight loss plans charge as much as $275 per week. The web site has already signed up over 20,740 members, all excited and eager to share their successful experiences in shedding pounds.

'With Kimmer’s personalized diet coaching, weight loss suddenly seems like an achievable, practical goal,' says Sharp. 'If your New Year’s resolution was to lose weight, Kimkins is the perfect place to start.'”

Amazing what a difference a year makes, no?

When you click on http://www.pr.com/press-release/42135 , you arrive at a page that hopefully we'll soon get when clicking on the Kimkins.con URL.


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Sunday, May 4, 2008

JUST STAY...



A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.

"Your son is here," she said to the old man.

She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.

Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed soldier standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The soldier wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the soldier could sit beside the bed. All through the night, the young soldier sat there in the poorly-lit ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.

Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the soldier move away and rest awhile. He refused.

Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the soldier was oblivious to her and the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night-staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other patients.

Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.

Towards dawn, the old man died. The soldier released the now-lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the soldier interrupted her.

"Who was that man?" he asked.

The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.

"No, he wasn't," the soldier replied. "I never saw him before in my life."

"Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"

"I knew right away there had been a mistake, but I also knew he needed his son, and his
son just wasn't here. When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed me, I stayed."


The next time someone needs you, be there. Stay.


**************


WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.

WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE.


LINK:
http://www.grumpyvoices.com/2006_11_01_archive.html

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Saturday, May 3, 2008

WELCOME TO WESTJET FLIGHT 438 !!!







Thanks to a retired WestJet Captain for sending this "paraphrase" of a memorable safety PA from one of their Flight Attendants.

In his own words...

"I was flying to Vancouver from Toronto this weekend, and the flight attendant reading the flight safety information had the whole plane looking at each other like "WTH?"

So once we were airborne, I took out my laptop and typed up what she said so I wouldn't forget. I've left out a few parts I'm sure, but this is most of it."

(BEFORE TAKEOFF)

Hello and welcome to WestJet Flight 438 to Vancouver. If you're going to Vancouver, you're in the right place. If you're not going to Vancouver, you're about to have a really long evening.

We'd like to tell you now about some important safety features of this aircraft. The most important safety feature we have aboard this plane is The Flight Attendants. Please look at one now.

There are 5 exits aboard this plane: 2 at the front, 2 over the wings, and one out the plane's rear end. If you're seated in one of the exit rows, please do not store your bags by your feet. That would be a really bad idea. Please take a moment and look around and find the nearest exit. Count the rows of seats between you and the exit. In the event that the need arises to find one, trust me, you'll be glad you did. We have pretty blinking lights on the floor that will blink in the direction of the exits. White ones along the normal rows, and pretty red ones at the exit rows.

In the event of a loss of cabin pressure these baggy things will drop down over your head. You stick it over your nose and mouth like the flight attendant is doing now. The bag won't inflate, but there's oxygen there, I promise. If you are sitting next to a small child, or someone who is acting like a small child, please do us all a favor and put on your mask first. If you are traveling with two or more children, please take a moment now to decide which one is your favorite. Help that one first and then work your way down.

In the seat pocket in front of you is a pamphlet about the safety features of this plane. I usually use it as a fan when I'm having my own personal summer. It makes a very good fan. It also has pretty pictures. Please take it out and play with it now.

Please take a moment now to make sure your seat belts are fastened low and tight about your hips. To fasten the belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle. To release, it's a pulley thing -- not a pushy thing like your car, because you're in an airplane -- HELLO!

There is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. There is also no smoking in the lavatories. If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you are on fire and put you out. This is a free service we provide. There are two smoking sections on this flight, one outside each wing exit. We do have a movie in the smoking sections tonight ... hold on, let me check what it is . Oh here it is ... the movie tonight is "Gone With the Wind."

In a moment we will be turning off the cabin lights, and it's going to get really dark, really fast. If you're afraid of the dark, now would be a good time to reach up and press the yellow button. The yellow button turns on your reading light. Please don't press the orange button unless you absolutely have to. The orange button is your seat ejection button.

We're glad to have you with us on board this flight. Thank you for choosing WestJet, and giving us your business and your money. If there's anything we can do to make you more comfortable, please don't hesitate to ask. If you all weren't strapped down you would have given me a standing ovation, wouldn't you?


(AFTER LANDING)

Welcome to the Vancouver International Airport . Sorry about the bumpy landing. It's not the Captain's fault. It's not the Copilot's fault. It's the Asphalt.

Please remain seated until the plane is parked at the gate. At no time in history has a passenger beat a plane to the gate. So please, don't even try.

Also, please be careful opening the overhead bins because "shift happens."



LINKS:
http://www.vcmbc.com/page.cfm/788

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Friday, May 2, 2008

DEATH ON THE INTERNET: AN ANOREXIC GIRL'S LAST WORDS

The Sick Girl. Edvard Munch, 1896



(Click to enlarge)



Kristi4

For all those who glorify their pro ana/mia lifestyle and for those who are suffering from anorexia, bulimia, and other deadly eating disorders...

After posting her last words in her journal in the wee hours of January 24, 2007, Kristi committed suicide.

These are her last words:

"Saturday, January 27th, 2007
1:19 am
So, just took 3 Clonazepam, 2 Ambien, and 10 Darvon. 30 more Darvon to go if I want to die. I can stop at any time and be fine I think so I haven't make THE decision yet. Not sure why I'm updating - think I'll go watch TV and drink my Hennessy in front of the lovely fire I have going.

12:52 am
Okay, took the Dramamine to prevent vomitting. Takes about an hour to work and then I would be taking all the pills (if I decide that's what I'm doing). Not sure what I'm going to do right now. Guess I'll work on a note to my family after I have a smoke and some more booze.

12:35 am
Well, called my little brother to tell him I loved him (it's 12:30 am). He asked what was wrong and I said I just wanted to hear his voice and let him know how much I loved him. Then I said goodnight and hung up. Called my mom's house, but my stepdad answered so I hung up. That's just as well.

12:07 am
Just got back from the store with my anti-nausea medication, which is the last item I needed to overdose effectivly. Now all that's left is writing the notes and doing it. Why the fuck did I just buy groceries, too? I guess tonight might not be the night?"

After Kristi's final post at 1:19 a.m., these comments arrived on her Journal:

"worrying 2007-01-27 09:28 am UTC
bless you sweet heart. i truly hope you find some sort of peace regardless of the outcome of tonight. "

"king_josie
2007-01-27 09:53 am UTC
please Kristi don't do this. trust me on this one, i might be young and stupid, but there are definitely reasons to keep going. you're such a wonderful awesome person and there's so much hope. the pain of depression and the endless nothingness cant last forever hun. there ARE things that can change. it wont always be like this. there are probably amazing things that can happen in the future for you.

please dont :'( xxxxxxxx
ps, if you ever wanna talk - king_josie@..."

"asti68
2007-01-27 04:00 pm UTC (link)
Sweetheart, you've been so distant in the past month or more. I've seen this decline, and felt so helpless. I'm saddened, but not at all surprised, that it's come to this. I wish you could appreciate that which I, and so many others, see in you. A caring, whitty, philosophical young woman...yearning to make a difference. And the best part is, you HAVE made a difference in the lives of so many young women, through your efforts around here.

Alas, what's done is done. I'm selfishly praying that you awaken soon, incredibly hungover, but ALIVE. I love you like a sister, babe.
Astrid"
Alas, it was too late.

The rest of the 81 comments can be found here:

http://kristi4.livejournal.com/146652.html

Another tragic death, another young life snuffed out...all in the name of thinness.


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