Showing posts with label turbo weight loss. Show all posts
Showing posts with label turbo weight loss. Show all posts

Monday, February 18, 2008

HEIDI DIAZ !!! I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SPANX !!!



Heidi, my apologies. Please don't feel I've forgotten you. I've been SO busy trying to decipher hints that have been dropped in blogs this past week that I've neglected you. So sorry.

I really have to say I'm amazed that there is someone else who possesses your amazing ability to take on a different persona. I mean, you are so adroit at switching personas that, quite frankly, I was taken aback that someone else appears to have topped your skills.



By the way, that was one rockin' photo you posted of yourself on your website. Loved the swan neck. But Heidi, why, oh why, did you remove your photo? It was there this morning and now it's gone poof !!! Did it need more doctoring?

Luckily I saved a copy because I have a question for you:

Are you wearing Spanx in the photo? I've been thinking of buying some but am just not sure how comfortable they'd be. Do they make you feel like a sausage in a too-tight casing? Would you e-mail me and let me know? I'd just hate to drop a lot of cash on something that doesn't work.....like some of your Kimkins members did.

So, are you eagerly anticipating the Judge's ruling tomorrow? Got butterflies in your stomach? Feeling edgy, not yourself? If you are, remember you have company... Marie Antoinette felt the same while being trundled through the streets of Paris to the public square.


Hope to hear from you re the Spanx :^)





Link to picture:
http://www.galapagosboutique.com/assets/images/SpanxCelebs02.jpg

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Friday, February 8, 2008

CHICKEN LADY FOWLED BY ONE CRAZY CHICKEN !!!


Well, the past 24 hours have been quite interesting. It appears that myself, Yucky, and Mariasol have drawn the attention of some lunatic posting at magicchickendiet.net.

Here's the most recent craziness:

"Remember all the help and advice from old lady yucky lowcarbfriends mariasol medusa They love and care for you and you know their words of wisdom is for your own good. Please, please, please listen up NOW and take their advice. These 4 groups may live in out-house but when they come to visit you they will be in house. Please Bonnie, listen to these people as it really is for your own good."

One thing that's also really bothersome is this crazy has posted some personal pictures of Chicken Lady that were taken some time ago, before she lost the weight.

These ravings have all the hallmarks of Heidi on a bender with the Cap'n. Is this a diversionary tactic? Is someone feeling the heat? So many questions, so little time.

Who do you think is the author of this insanity...and why?

PS...if you visit the crazy chicken site, don't click on any of the advertised links on the top or left-hand side of the site. Those clicks will just put money in the pocket of the lunatic.

Oh...I almost forgot. If you'd like to see a copy of the Magic Chicken Diet, please drop me an e-mail. I'd be delighted to send it to you.

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

KIMMER BELLY DANCING? SAY IT AIN'T SO!



Well, well, well...it looks like Kimmer is finally making a sincere effort to break that terrible stall she's been having in her weight-loss journey on her crazy diet, Kimkins.

Here is her blog post from yesterday:



"Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Bored With Your Workout? Try Belly Dancing!

A middle eastern art form for centuries, American women are flocking by the thousands to belly dancing classes! And the dance videos are flying off the shelves at stores!

Can't say that we've noticed any men in the classes (but for our single male readers, it sounds like a great place to meet girls!)




Check out belly dancing DVDs , call local dance studios or your city recreation center to see when the next dance group starts. Wow, can't argue with those abs!

Posted by Kimmer at 7:57 PM 0 comments Links to this post

Labels: abdominal exercise, belly dancing, kimkins"

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Since Kimmer's doling out advice to her members about the wonders of belly dancing, I came to the conclusion that she must have taken it up herself. And how right I was...

In this delicious photo, one of my spies actually caught Heidi in the park in Corona in all her belly-dancing glory. Enjoy!







PHOTOS:
Link to Heidi's photo provided upon request :^)

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