Monday, February 18, 2008

HEIDI DIAZ !!! I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT SPANX !!!



Heidi, my apologies. Please don't feel I've forgotten you. I've been SO busy trying to decipher hints that have been dropped in blogs this past week that I've neglected you. So sorry.

I really have to say I'm amazed that there is someone else who possesses your amazing ability to take on a different persona. I mean, you are so adroit at switching personas that, quite frankly, I was taken aback that someone else appears to have topped your skills.



By the way, that was one rockin' photo you posted of yourself on your website. Loved the swan neck. But Heidi, why, oh why, did you remove your photo? It was there this morning and now it's gone poof !!! Did it need more doctoring?

Luckily I saved a copy because I have a question for you:

Are you wearing Spanx in the photo? I've been thinking of buying some but am just not sure how comfortable they'd be. Do they make you feel like a sausage in a too-tight casing? Would you e-mail me and let me know? I'd just hate to drop a lot of cash on something that doesn't work.....like some of your Kimkins members did.

So, are you eagerly anticipating the Judge's ruling tomorrow? Got butterflies in your stomach? Feeling edgy, not yourself? If you are, remember you have company... Marie Antoinette felt the same while being trundled through the streets of Paris to the public square.


Hope to hear from you re the Spanx :^)





Link to picture:
http://www.galapagosboutique.com/assets/images/SpanxCelebs02.jpg

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6 comments:

kimkinscam said...

LMAO!!
Yep, Kimmer likes to portray lots of "fun" persona's. But, a sausage? Not sure about that one. Maybe that's why she removed the picture. She thought she looked like a sausage too! Those Spanx can be a bit uncomfortable - if you purchase too small a size. And why is her skin so Shallow & YELLOW?
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Medusa, thanks for the Johnny update. I'm praying that he can pull himself out of that terrible hole.

OhYeahBabe said...

:spew:

Thanks, Medusa!

v0xhumana said...

Well, spanx alot! :')

MrsMenopausal said...

I need me some spanx! Do they come in sizes other than "delusional scam artist?"

Anonymous said...

I KNEW something was wrong with her pic.....that neck just doesn't "fit" with her other pics so obviously computer enhanced (now I'm typing like Heidi)...so I wonder whats next? She doesn't show her pic anymore and then 2 months later she loses 90 lbs? (LOL)
Well...I guess we'll know 2 months from now when we see Angelina Jolie as her newest update pic.

Medusa said...

LOL, everyone!

Still haven't heard from Heidi about the Spanx. I'm SO disappointed :^(

I'm betting she'll be sporting the full-body Spanx during her Court appearance tomorrow. It ain't gonna be pretty.