Nicole Richie, May 2007
To celebrate Memorial Day last year, Nicole Richie decided to throw a party. Unfortunately, she had no idea what Memorial Day was but thought she'd celebrate it the way most proud Americans celebrate the day.....by asking her friends to wear their sluttiest tops & tightest jeans, to drink till they pass out & wake up with their pants ripped open. Nice, real nice.
"There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now."
Now, how freakin' sad is that?
Wonder if Nicole knew she was pregnant at the time of her party? Hopefully, the "massive amounts of beer" she swilled won't cause Baby Harlow Winter Kate Madden (say what?) some troubles down the road.
Sounds like Mischa Barton had a really swell time. She must have weighed in under the 100-pound limit. After mixing up a dandy cocktail of drugs and booze, Mischa ended up rolling around on the ground like a stuck pig and wailing like a banshee that she was dying. Her Academy-award-winning performance caused her to be rushed to Sherman Oaks Hospital STAT.
Nicole & Mischa...stocking up for the party?
So sorry I wasn't able to make the party, Nicole, though there would have been a snowball's chance in hell of me getting past that scale of yours at the front door.
Check out this great take on the party here: