Monday, April 14, 2008

WITNESS FOR THE PROSECUTION...




In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.

I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.

You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.

You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too.

He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem.

He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defence attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you f***ing idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."


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6 comments:

Nancy Ellyn said...

Always love your posts!

Yucky said...

lol!

BamaGal said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

I really appreciate all the humorous things you post. It really helps in letting go of some of the stress of taking down Kimkins.

Medusa said...

nancy ellyn! Thanks SO much! And congrats on your new blog too. It rocks!

Medusa said...

(((bamagal))) Thanks!

I loved that story. So glad you got a kick out of it, as well :^)

Yeah, a good belly laugh does wonders. And goddess knows, we need them these days.

MrsMenopausal said...

LOL!
A woman after my own (menopausal) heart. ;)