So, in an effort to elicit at least one response, I have lowered the job qualifications.
The revised qualifications are as follows:
NO education is required
NO foreign language proficiency, but double-talk is a plus
NO interpersonal skills
Maximum age for entry is 110
Any citizenship is allowed, including aliens from outer space
Applicants DO NOT have to successfully complete a medical examination, polygraph interview or an extensive background investigation
Hopefully the revised job qualifications will broaden the scope for would-be applicants.
Looking forward to the deluge of applicants.
A few of you have left me Anonymous comments offering your assistance, but I am unable to respond to you because I don't have your e-mail addresses.
So please send me another Anonymous comment with your e-mail address and I'll be in touch with you right away.
Your e-mail address will be kept strictly confidential.
Thanks so much!