Stop the presses! It's a landslide!
Public opinion has deemed that Crohnie is the Kimkins Poster Girl at Tippy Toes' Camp Carboway.
Let me begin by saying that even a trained monkey would have realized that many of the names on the poll were there JUST FOR FUN! I don't know Crohnie from a half-baked potato, but I've got to tell you, she's got a better sense of humor than some of her buddies.
My impeccable and indefatigable sources on the inside have informed me that the Kimkins Poster Girl has made NO posts, NOT ONE, since "joining" Tippy's camp in the first few days of its infancy...which leads me to believe that there was a perfectly plausible reason for her name being on the membership roster.
It puts me in mind of when I had to register at the Eating Low with Amy forum in order to view Tippy's erudite posts before she was thrown out with the bath water by Amy.
And because the Poster Girl has held both her counsel and her voice on the forums, I cannot, in all good conscience, reveal her name.
Now, I know you're all heartbroken, disappointed, and extremely pissed with me. Well, join the ranks.
For your amusement, here are some of the comments I received from Crohnie's cronies:
"Chronie - a Kimkins poster girl??? Not."
"What was the point of adding Crohnie? give me a break."
Doncha know, girls just wanna have fun...
DOUBLE-CLICK the PLAY button above, turn up your speakers, and chill :^)