You know what I really think? Now, I know you really don't care what I think, but I'm going to tell you, anyway.
You're not on any diet, other than downing copious amounts of Diet Coke & Cap'n Morgan. Must be so stressful for you with the law and IRS breathing down your neck, and all those plaintiffs coming after you in the civil suit. Have another drink, dear. Drown your sorrows. You had fun while it lasted, didn't you, but now it's time to pay the piper.
The clock is ticking, Heidi. Enjoy every moment of your freedom because you're SO close to that 4 x 6 room in the Big House. PS...don't drop the soap.