"Plumber's crack" a problem? (no offence intended to plumbers)
This photo provided by the Ashland Police Dept. shows Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, Ky.,who was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell. Kazee had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity when he tried to rob Shamrock Liquors last Friday. (Ashland Police Dept./AP Photo)
NOTE TO SELF: DON'T USE DUCT TAPE DURING MY NEXT HEIST
Why buy Spanx when you've got duct tape on hand?
Send that old chair out for reupholstering? No way, Jose!
Shoes keep slipping? Forget Dr. Scholl's
Use a big honkin' ball-gag on that lying, thieving, scamming Heidi Diaz/Kimmer???
Nah....just bring out the duct tape
AND NOW IN HOMAGE TO MY FELLOW DUCKY DETECTIVES:
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