Saturday, December 29, 2007

RED GREEN WRAPS UP HEIDI DIAZ !!!

My fellow Canadian, Red Green, has always surprised me with his very creative ideas for the many and varied uses of duct tape.

But he didn't cover them all.

So just imagine my utter delight and surprise when I came across these other excellent ideas, which I am posting here for your erudition and, perhaps, future application:


Bind your "girls" and...presto!...instant cleavage!



"Plumber's crack" a problem? (no offence intended to plumbers)



This photo provided by the Ashland Police Dept. shows Kasey G. Kazee, 24, of Ashland, Ky.,who was charged with first-degree robbery, according to Ashland Police Sgt. Mark McDowell. Kazee had his head wrapped in duct tape to conceal his identity when he tried to rob Shamrock Liquors last Friday. (Ashland Police Dept./AP Photo)

NOTE TO SELF: DON'T USE DUCT TAPE DURING MY NEXT HEIST



Why buy Spanx when you've got duct tape on hand?



Send that old chair out for reupholstering? No way, Jose!



Shoes keep slipping? Forget Dr. Scholl's



Use a big honkin' ball-gag on that lying, thieving, scamming Heidi Diaz/Kimmer???

Nah....just bring out the duct tape


AND NOW IN HOMAGE TO MY FELLOW DUCKY DETECTIVES:



LINK TO RED GREEN'S WEBSITE:

http://www.redgreen.com/

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4 comments:

wackytobeme said...

Yeah duck tape, don't surf the web without it.
Great ideas.

HoneyBee said...

Add wart removal to the list of things that Duck Tape can do, but shutting up Heidi Diaz is my favorite.

Medusa said...

wacky and HB...thanks for your great comments!

I was going to add the duct tape/wart removal suggestion but recent studies have found that duct tape isn't really that effective. Check this out:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17691264/

My personal favorite is using it to boost your cleavage. Be pretty painful, though, ripping off that duct tape :^)

OhYeahBabe said...

I thought the tape would be wrapped around her fingers.

Actually, we used duct tape on dd's plantar warts and it worked pretty good. Took a long time, but worked better than freezing.

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